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ＶＡＮＥ , 白竜騎士団 ; ([personal profile] defenses) wrote2018-09-14 05:12 am
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text / un: ibegyourpardon / a very late misfire

[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I admit, Percival seemed quite upset that I had not informed him of his impending fatherhood.
Edited 2018-04-07 19:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-08 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
father... hood?

PERCIVAL IS GOING TO BE A DAD!?!?!?

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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly so! [ ......not* ]
I just said as much! Pray do keep up.
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-10 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT HES NEVER SAID ANYTHING!!
I DIDN'T PICTURE HIM TO BE A DAD SO FAST

IS IT A GIRL OR A BOY??
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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I just said
Oh, bother.
Who am I speaking with? Identify yourself!

[ This is obviously... not Red anymore. ]
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-12 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
huh??

you didn't know who this was??
vane! it's vane!
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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Vane?
How on earth was my message sent to you?
You were not the intended recipient!
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-15 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno
before i knew it, this was in my messages!

but was i not supposed to know yet!?
does percy know!?!?
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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-15 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
No, there is nothing to know, for I am not with child!
Honestly.
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-15 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
wait??

so there's no baby?

[ he's so confused with pregnancy plot...

please explain clair. where are babies form and how. pragent.mov plays in the bg. ]
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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-15 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you having trouble?
There is no baby! I assure you.
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-19 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
really?

[ is he relieved or disappointed? vane isn't sure... ]

that's too bad, you probably would have had cute ba—
ah! it's nothing... but if there's no baby what's this all about???
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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This is nothing too bad about it!
It was simply a very unfortunate misunderstanding and nothing more.
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-04-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
but

how?

[ how ... are these misunderstandings formed?? ]
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[personal profile] cajolery 2018-04-24 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
How would I know the chaos that reigns in Jean-Jacques' mind?
I was speaking to him about something wholly unrelated to children, and he made quite grand leaps in logic that I am, quite frankly, glad I don't understand.
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[personal profile] defenses 2018-05-07 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
that is a really big leap!?!
i thought my heart was going to stop from shock for a second!

i wasn't sure if i should congratulate you or...
either way, i'm happy if you're okay...

are you okay?
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